Me: How many applications have you sent out since I saw you a few months ago?
(I will withhold commentary!)
Student: I haven’t received leads recently.
Me: Where do you look for jobs?
Student: www.indeed.com, where you showed me to look.
Me: Wow! Me too! So why would I find something you aren’t able to find for yourself?
Now for the commentary: Would you like me to send out your resume, write a targeted cover letter, interview for you, get the job, work for you, and just send you a paycheck???