2. As lovely as the 3 packs of cigarettes you smoked today smells on you, I think it’s time to wrap up this conversation.
3. If your resume was any longer, you could subtitle it “War and Peace, part 2” and get a publisher to print it out
4. Sorry you don’t want to drive more than .3 miles outside your door but I don’t have active job listings inside your subdivision.
5. If I don’t pick up the phone the first time you call, leave a message. That’s what voice mail is for. Restraining orders are quite time consuming and I can’t believe you just called 18 times in a row. while I was wrapping up a call with a potential client because you don’t have 5 seconds of patience. I don’t want to work with you anymore.